Blockhead, I like you work, think you are a cool guy, however, I would like to see a blog about stuff that you actually like. It's easy to comment on stuff you don't dig, but what do YOU actually have a hard on for? That can be taken literally, or not, your choice....

Kind of like instead of looping a piece of the Suspiria soundtrack, and making a beat out of that, which would be all kinds of cool and shit, actually taking a song you secretly love, like Stings "Desert Rose", and creating a song Puff Daddy style where you are doing it solely for the cash and to profess your undying affection for Gordon Sumner.

If that doesn't speak to your inner James Joyce, just refer to the first paragraph.

I LOVE IT!!!

you need your own tv show.
for real.

you find it hard to believe that a girl could truly like making a man lose control, with her mouth? who have you been hanging out with?

i don't think i'm alone on that. i'm willing to bet that, at the very least, a good 15-20% of us ladies can say we truly love it.

but from your statement can i conclude, conversely, that i should believe there are no men who truly like going down on their girl?

Yeah, some fetishes do cross the line while others are million miles across that line. Some sexual things I've thought about but that's just the base stuff and wondered what one must be thinking to go to an extreme with sex... but that's just because I haven't been laid since April '07 and it was only with one girl who I've been with; did I mention I can count it all on one hand how much I've had sex. Sometimes I just wanna get down with every girl who's willing but I know deep down inside I wouldn't feel right since I'm about being faithful (even though we're not going I'm still much in love with her and believe in the whole you should only make love to one person in your life - I'm a sucker perhaps). As far as upbringing goes I was exposed to nudie mags at a young age and so there's a fire for sex inside me that I have to repress it doesn't help that my body is sensitive to touch, be it pain or pleasure. I don't know, but I've been a good boy so far.

I concur with previous commenteers and the blog entry itself that developmental experiences affect your sexual preferences, especially since I'm that formerly-religious-now-a-homo dude you're talking about.

But I think a ton of our sexual dysfunction comes from our porn habits. Guaranteed, if you're into shit-eating (I think people call it "scat," which is a fucking hilarious nickname to me) you have probably jerked the gherkin to a fair share of porn. I think the more "typical" sex we see in porn, the more we're desensitized to it, and the more fucked up stuff we need to see to get off.

It's just a hop, skip and jump away to figure out that what we see is what we emulate. Just ask any hetero dude that loves lesbian porn and hates that his girlfriend won't even CONSIDER munching a rug.

But who knows? Since 2 Girls 1 Cup is basically, like you said, as nasty as it can get in LEGAL porn, maybe we've reached the pinnacle of sexual perversion as a species. But I think we'll find SOMETHING new to try.

Im not sure how other people end up getting into the more extreme/gross stuff. but me personally....im one of those sexual degenerates that likes insane amounts of violence in me sex,heh,but i draw the line at piss and shit. and of course the afformentioned illegal stuff. but as someone who grew up being abused...i know that my sexual fetishes tie into my upbringing.
for instance....someone might have a simulated rape fantasy...because they were raped at some point in their life. a lot of our sexual deviation has to do with experiences embedded in our subconcious it seems.
my fetish is blood....i think its sexy as fuck. doesnt mean im going to hack a bunch of people up and frantically masturbate above their bloody corpse.
another example....i have a friend who used to be bulimic,and he apparently has a thing for girls shoving their fingers down his throat so he throws everything up and hes starving. how one would derive sexual pleasure from this? i dont know. but it ties into something completely nonsexual that was a part of his life.
also....i think a lot of these sexual extremists are desensitized because of the copious amounts of porn and sexual imagery that bombarbs our everyday lives. it gets boring for some i guess....and when just plain old sexual intercourse and foreplay and the same two barbie doll lookin "lesbian" bitches eating each others kitties isnt enough to get your rocks off anymore....some people,im guessing....feel they have to embark to the dark/gross side to satisfy their primal urges. *shrugs*
just a thought. or two.
now excuse me...i have to go suck the shit out of dead 5 year old's ass.

Fisting! Nice touch (another intended pun) Block. I suppose as you said everyone has their own thing, and for instance Ill eat my girls ass all night, but Jesus...Eat shit?! No, I am sorry. I am content with simply watching that shit (pun again) online, no need to go there, besides I DO NOT LIKE IT! I love taking a poo myself...key word: MYSELF! But no thank you trying to poop on me. Man, I guess whatever, but some folks should not air their dirty laundry (very, very dirty) like that. A couple girls parents must be very, very proud of them. "...and WE paid their college tuition! Fuck!..."

-Patrick

There is no way around it. It's waste that comes out of your butt. That's just a no go on so many levels.

So you think eating vomit and feces isn't okay? Maybe you should try it sometime. I mean, you can't really get down on something you haven't tried! There's nothing I enjoy more than a nice dirty ass shoved in my face. And you thought I was serious! I definitely don't understand how sexual desires have come to this. I agree that yes, some backgrounds have not been the greatest, but come on. We could all find some memory looming over us, only not all of us use this as a way to make ourselves feel good about all the really outlandish stuff we do. I saw the '2girls1cup' and it definitely did not do a thing for me. The funny thing is, as much as I hated it I could not get it out of my head for too long! And then there is that one, salsasnack.com. For all of you who do enjoy this 'stuff' have fun trying to find it. For all of you who don't enjoy this 'stuff', have fun trying to find it. It's only natural, but don't believe that either! In the mean time, enjoy your kinky self!

I was listening to Immortal Technique yesterday. He starts rapping about busting on a girl, and then she secretly saves the sperm to impregnate herself. Since I heard that, I've been a bit of a sperm conspiracy theorist.

I dated a nurse for a while. She was VERY hot. And it appeared that she would always swallow. But I saw her at the start of the Summer, and she had a baby. I dated her a couple years ago, so I figured it was not mine and I'm in the clear. But I.T. got me thinking that she could have banked my wad in the freezer and artificially inseminated herself later.

Is there anyone crazy enough to do that?

She may have just been a hoe.

good blogging. It's good to see that the Def Jux crew are a literate bunch.